What people might say to themselves....during Quarantine
Oh good, Easter falls on a Sunday this year. Today is a work day. What day is it? I'm hungry, but maybe I just need water. If no one will see us do we really have to wash our hair? Why do I keep cleaning? Company can't come over. Somewhere it is 3:00. School is out. If this lasts until summer, do I have to do summer school to fill the time? A bag of chips counts as lunch. Right? I think I want to do something fun with my hair. I cleaned my windows today before painting them. Essential workers are like a life line. I need more pajamas. I need sweatpants that have more of a stretch. Why so much laundry if we never go anywhere? Everyone is overdue for a shower. Can we just have a redo for 2020? You would think I would be getting more sleep than before. I think we will all need detox therapy after this.